Privacy Policy

 Privacy Policy – Because Lawyers Said We Had To

Effective Date: 04/01/2025

Welcome to Uncle Budd's Bargains – the place where deals are hot and your privacy is treated with the respect of a cat ignoring you. This privacy policy explains how we collect, use, and occasionally admire your data (but never in a creepy way).

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1. What We Collect (Besides Bargains)

When you browse our site, we may collect:

Info you give us (like your name, email, and shipping address – not your blood type, don't worry)

Info we get automatically (your IP address, browser type, which pages you visited, and whether you found that one Easter egg on the site)

Cookies – not the chocolate chip kind (unfortunately), but the ones that help us remember stuff so you don’t have to re-enter your email 42 times.

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2. What We Do With It (Spoiler: Not Sell It to the Dark Web)

We use your data to:

Process orders

Improve your shopping experience

Send you updates, deals, and the occasional mildly amusing newsletter

Comply with the law (even though we’d rather be watching doggie videos)

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3. Who Sees Your Info? (Hint: Not Your Ex)

We don’t sell, rent, or trade your info. Period. We might share it with:

Trusted third parties who help us run the site (like payment processors, shipping services, and that one guy who really knows how to fix things)

Law enforcement if required (but only if they ask nicely… or get a warrant)

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4. Your Rights (Insert Epic Hero Music Here)

You can:

Request a copy of your data

Ask us to delete it

Yell “UNSUBSCRIBE” into the void (or just click the link at the bottom of our emails)

Adjust your cookie settings like a true digital ninja

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5. Kids? Not Our Target Audience

Our site is not for kids under 13. If your toddler just ordered a pallet of mystery boxes, contact us immediately (and we’ll also be slightly impressed).

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6. Security (Like a Digital Bouncer)

We do our best to keep your data safe using encryption, secure servers, and a healthy dose of paranoia.

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7. Changes to This Policy

If we update this policy, we’ll post it here. If it’s a big change, we might even shout it from the digital rooftops (or email you).

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8. Questions? Comments? Cookie Recipes?

Contact us at support@unclebuddsbargains.com. We’re here for your privacy, your questions, and your strong opinions about pineapple on pizza.