Terms and Conditions

 Uncle Budd’s Bargains – Terms & Conditions

Last Updated: 04/01/2025

Welcome to Uncle Budd’s Bargains, where the prices are low, the deals are wild, and the fine print is only mildly terrifying. By using our website, you agree to the following Terms and Conditions. Don’t worry, we kept the legalese to a minimum and the jokes to a tolerable maximum.

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1. Using Our Site (Congrats, You’re Already Doing It)

By browsing, buying, or just snooping around, you agree to:

Not do anything sketchy, shady, or worthy of a “Florida Man” headline.

Only use this site for legit personal shopping (no bots, no scams, no buying 1,000 to resell on eBay under the name "Definitely Not Uncle Budd").

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2. Products – What You See is What You Mostly Get

We sell returned, overstocked, and unclaimed goods. That means:

Items might be brand new, gently used, or weirdly shaped.

Product descriptions are accurate to the best of our knowledge. If something arrives and you’re like “Whaaat?”, we’ll do our best to make it right.

We don’t guarantee stuff will come in the original packaging, but hey, neither does your Amazon order half the time.

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3. Pricing – So Cheap It Feels Illegal (But It’s Not)

Prices are subject to change faster than Uncle Budd can spot a deal at an estate sale.

If a price is clearly a mistake (like $0.01 for a flat-screen TV), we reserve the right to cancel it and blame it on the intern.

All prices are listed in glorious U.S. Dollars.

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4. Payment – You Pay, We Ship. Easy.

We accept credit cards, debit cards, and the occasional blood oath (just kidding – we don’t want your blood).

Payment must clear before we ship. No exceptions unless you’re our grandma. Even then it's iffy.

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5. Shipping – The Journey of a Bargain

We ship to the U.S. and sometimes beyond (if your local customs agents are cool).

Shipping times may vary, especially if the mail carrier is on their break again.

Lost packages make us sad. If it happens, contact us and we’ll investigate like bargain detectives.

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6. Returns – Yes, But Let’s Talk First

You’ve got 30 days to return an item. We don’t accept returns on certain items (like opened electronics or used personal stuff – no one wants your slightly-worn headphones, Gary).

Contact us first. Don’t just throw something back in the mail like it’s a bad breakup.

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7. Uncle Budd’s Rights – Because We Have to Say It

We reserve the right to:

Cancel orders if something shady is going on

Change these Terms at any time (but we’ll try to make it obvious)

Laugh at memes during business hours (optional, but encouraged)

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8. Legal Stuff – Cue the Dramatic Music

We’re not responsible for any damages, losses, or existential crises caused by using our site.

If you misuse our site, we may ban you faster than Aunt Cheryl leaves a Facebook group.

These Terms are governed by the laws of Ohio (because we have to pick one).

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9. Contact Us – We Don’t Bite

Questions? Concerns? Memes? Hit us up at Questions@UncleBuddsBargains.com. Uncle Budd’s customer support squad is ready (and probably sipping coffee).

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Now go forth and bargain!